me: did you just fart?
me: yes you did! that is SO disgusting!
zach: well just roll down the window
me: i can't! we are driving through little mexico; it doesn't smell any better outside
zach: you are SUCH a racist
me: i'm not a racist; i'm a fartist
zach: i can't believe you just said that
me: well, it's true
and subsequently, he will never let me forget.