Thursday, June 17, 2010

i'm not racist...

a brief glimpse into the sort of banter that goes on between me and zach on a typical saturday evening en route to a nice sophisticated little dinner party:

me: did you just fart?
zach: no!
me: yes you did! that is SO disgusting!
zach: well just roll down the window
me: i can't! we are driving through little mexico; it doesn't smell any better outside
zach: you are SUCH a racist
me: i'm not a racist; i'm a fartist
zach: i can't believe you just said that
me: well, it's true

and subsequently, he will never let me forget.

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