Thought I'd give you a glimpse into a day in the life of the work inbox of lowrie_liz:
"Looking for an encryption and compression tool to assist with the transfer of data between the various Law Enforcement Offices and the client. Client is implementing a CUA/Centera system to store all the data."
"... use Nexus site for all campaigns. I was told by Patrick that all Nexus content would ultimately be migrated to the new portal."
"This service offering establishes a Microsoft BI solution that dramatically improves decision making by providing real-time visibility into storage infrastructures. IT staff can view combined SAN inventory with performance metrics and allocate storage to business units while proactively planning for additional space before problems surface. This MSP solution aligns with the EMC ControlCenter family of products and services provided by EMC ITSM Consulting."
I would love to interpret for you but I have no idea myself. Oh technology, you slay me!