Things I never thought I'd hear myself say:
1. Double pee, huh? Cool!!
2. You can just share the puke bowl; it'll be fine.
3. Toothbrushes go in our mouths, not in our pants.
Things I swore I would never say out loud, but think to myself all the time.
1. THIS is why we can't have nice things.
|17 November 2013 :: 3:12pm|